News in Brief

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This is All India Radio, the news read by Sabapathy Thiru

News Headlines Today

• Dr Manmohan Singh has come out of his silence
• Rahul Gandhi is on padayatra by car
• Anna Hazare wants all governments under lokpal
• Sachin Tendulkar awarded Param Veer Chakra
• National Debate on using surnames

News in Brief

• Prime Minister, Dr Manmohan Singh has come out of his silence after nearly one year. He muttered “Mmmm…” today. Leader of opposition Mrs Sushma Swaraj complained that the PM has to state his views and just purring sound is not enough. While doctors believe that the PM will eventually regain his voice, Congress President Mrs. Sonia Gandhi blasted opposition for raising a non-issue. She said that the PM does open his mouth at least three times a day, even if it is only for eating his food and that it is his birth right to open and close his mouth.
• Mr Rahul Gandhi has taken to one more padayatra by car. He promised to continue with padayatra every day until Mrs. Mayawati quits CM post. He said “Padayatra is very good for the farmers of UP and I would continue to walk the car.” Mayawati quipped that Rahul Gandhi is walking for her health too since she is a former farmer of UP.

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• Mr. Anna Hazare wants all governments including that of USA under lokpal. He said that no person on earth can be above law or Lokpal. He will go on fast from US Independence day. Meanwhile, Baba Ramdev said that he is in full agreement to Anna and said that he has requested Mr. Obama to learn pranayama in the first place. Mr. Kapil Sibal said that it is good to hear that all governments to be included. He quipped that the Government of India will agree only after China and Pakistan agree.
• Since the constitution does not permit giving Bharath Ratna to sports persons, government will confer Param Vir Chakra Medal to Sachin Tendulkar. Since Tendulkar already enlisted as air force personal, conferring PVCM to him will be completely under the law.


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• Congress President Mrs. Sonia Gandhi has imposed ban on using Nehru as surname. She said that India has gone global and have to carry such surnames that will identify itself with the world. She strongly recommended that the congressmen use Quattrocchi as surname and she should be addressed Sonia Quattrocchi henceforth. Mr. Rahul Gandhi… sorry… I mean Mr. Rahul Quattrocchi will take one more padayatra to change the surnames of UP villagers.

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• Anna Hazare remarked that most weather reports are wrongly predicted and the wrong information is passed to the public. He doubted whether there is one more scam in weather bureau. Meanwhile, Minister of Information & Broadcasting has passed a resolution that weather should be more broad based so as to eliminate the error in predictions.

• Weather today….
• Chennai – temperature will vary between -30 degree Centigrade to +72 degree Centigrade. While some part of Chennai will face snow, heavy rains in some other parts and heat wave in few other parts. Rest of the country will face similar weather except in PoK.
• Possibilities of tsunami, earth quakes, volcano eruptions and other natural calamities are possibilities in some parts of the country.